Smooth, slick and polished to a mirror sheen, easy to fit in the pocket of your jacket. Black design is nothing if not unapologetically cool. Fits a decent amount of your favorite poison and never fails to draw attention. / Andy

Everything about this shirt screams style and wicked attitude. The design is eye-catching, with an aesthetic appeal for today's rebels and neon-light romantics. A truly comfortable and high quality product. Colors don't fade after repeated washing. An absolute must-have for hardcore CrashDiet fans, especially those who have a habit of collecting Crashies' shirts. This one has a collector's item feel to it guaranteed to satisfy all your sleazy needs. /Andy